Terms Of Service
1. INTRODUCTION
Welcome to our world of men’s crossbody bags, where style meets function, and pockets are finally put to good use. By using this website, you agree to these Terms of Use. If you don’t, well, you might have to carry everything in your hands—and we wouldn’t want that, would we?
2. ELIGIBILITY
To shop here, you must be at least 18 years old or have the permission of an adult who is willing to explain why you need a crossbody bag in the first place. If you’re under 18 and still reading this, congrats—you have great taste.
3. ACCOUNT REGISTRATION
No, you don’t have to register an account to shop, but it sure makes things easier. If you do sign up, keep your password safe—preferably not written on a sticky note inside your new bag. If someone hacks your account and orders 50 bags, we’ll assume you suddenly became very generous.
4. ORDERING & PAYMENT
We accept major payment methods, including credit cards, debit cards, and possibly firstborn children (just kidding, but really—pay responsibly). Once you place an order, we start processing it faster than you can say "Where’s my bag?" Changes and cancellations? Move quickly, because once it ships, it's yours!
5. SHIPPING & DELIVERY
We ship worldwide (or at least to places where people appreciate a good crossbody bag). Shipping times vary depending on your location, the mood of the postal system, and whether Mercury is in retrograde. Once your bag leaves our hands, it’s up to the shipping gods.
6. RETURNS & REFUNDS
Changed your mind? No problem! We accept returns within a specified period, as long as the bag is unused, unscuffed, and not filled with your personal belongings. Refunds will be processed back to your original payment method, but be patient—it’s not instant magic.
7. PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS & PRICING
We do our best to make sure our product descriptions are as accurate as possible. However, colors may look slightly different in person—because, well, screens lie. Prices are subject to change, but if you see a price drop after you buy, don’t come after us with pitchforks.
8. USER CONDUCT
Be nice. No spamming, hacking, or using our website for anything other than bag shopping (or admiring how great our bags are). If you violate these rules, we may have to say goodbye—and trust us, it’s not us, it’s you.
9. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
All images, designs, and content on this site belong to us. Please don’t steal them to create your own "Totally-Not-Copied Crossbody Bag Store." If you do, we’ll find you—probably not personally, but legally.
10. DISCLAIMER OF LIABILITY
We sell bags, not life guarantees. If you overload your bag and it stretches out of shape, or if you use it to carry your pet hamster and things go sideways, that’s on you. Use responsibly.
11. CHANGES TO TERMS
We may update these terms from time to time. When we do, we’ll post them here. If you keep using the site after that, it means you agree—even if you didn’t read the updates (but you really should).
12. CONTACT US
Questions? Concerns? Just want to tell us how much you love your new bag? Reach out! We’re always happy to help—unless you’re asking us to carry your stuff for you. That’s what the bag is for.